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Large and scaly - isn't that everyone's definition of cute?

I feel I have to make some kind of token objection to this. :twisted:

This week's haul:

'I am attracted to peasants: they are up to dirty dirty things and that gives me power....' Sam

Phil: 'I have not had imaginary sex with my imaginary girlfriend' Phil
Gavin: 'But i have'

and:

So does your shephard count as a sheep?

Something Gavin said at the weekend, quoted to the best of my memory:

Gavin: "I wouldn't have guessed you were vegetarian."
Herm: "Why not? Because I'm bloodthirsty?"
Gavin: "Frankly, yes."

Despite free-flowing and unanimously-praised punch, and the almost-appearance of Gavin's imaginary ladyfriend, I don't recall any other incriminating quotations.

29th June 2010

(A 2x2 sized monster is unable to fit through either of two 1-square-wide openings...)

Philip: No, he moves as both a wave and a particle.
Simon: It's wave-particle duality.
Gavin: He goes through both slits.
Gavin: And then interferes with himself.

Gavin: The corridor is thick with hideous creatures, one of which is teabagging a corpse.

Simon started the last one.

I just sunk to his level.

Gavin: The corridor is thick with hideous creatures, one of which is teabagging a corpse.

I just lol'd at this at work. Every GM should have to use this line at least once per roleplay campaign :)